2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING

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troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

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  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress